1. Cigarettes, cigarette smoke and the cigarette industry, in general
  2. Smokers who stand and smoke just outside the entryway of a building making it necessary for non-smokers to walk through a gauntlet of smoke to get inside
  3. People who flick cigarette butts onto the ground
  4. People who litter
  5. Scratch lottery tickets
  6. Shaving (And basically, having facial hair to begin with.)
  7. Starbucks Coffee... 'Tall' is small, 'Grande' is Medium
  8. Starbucks Coffee... Could it be more acidic?
  9. MCI Worldcom- The most evil company in the world
  10. People who don't use turn signals while driving
  11. People who recite their phone numbers way too fast when leaving voice messages
  12. People who eat while talking on the phone
  13. People who talk to you while wearing dark sunglasses
  14. Pedestrians who interrupt traffic by crossing when the sign says DON'T WALK
  15. People who YELL into their cell phones
  16. Political yard signs
  17. Junk Faxes
  18. Spam Email
  19. Telemarketing
  20. Radio Advertisements
  21. The TV commercials that get really loud compared to the show you were just watching
  22. Huge email attachments sent without warning
  23. The annoying cellophane on new CD's
  24. The commercialization of every single holiday
  25. The overpackaging of products
  26. Celine Dion, Maria Carey, etc. (Female crooners)
  27. People who haggle over pennies at yard sales
  28. Close talkers
  29. Loud talkers; in person and/or on the phone
  30. People who think out loud
  31. The St. Stephen border crossing into Canada
  32. Waiters/waitresses who deliver drinks holding the RIM of the glass or hand you silverware by the eating end
  33. Dirty silverware at restaurants
  34. Muzak or any other "light" listening music playing in stores
  35. The inescapable Christmas music that begins in stores around early November
  36. TV Shopping channels
  37. Businesses that play the radio (as Muzak) in their restaurants/shops/etc. I don't want to listen to idle DJ chatter while I'm eating or trying to choose a book to buy.
  38. Burger King French Fries
  39. Pepsi
  40. Flavored coffee (What's wrong with coffee-flavored coffee?)
  41. Cars with those loud, bass-heavy sound systems
  42. People who mispronounce "nuclear"
  43. People who mispronounce "ask"
  44. People who mispronounce "espresso"
  45. Starbucks Everywhere
  46. Microsoft Everything
I feel better now. Thanks for listening.
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